What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 23:54
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do some children hate their parents?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III